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• 1.Falling from balcony
• A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. Damn, that was stupid...
• 2.Martian sex
• A middle aged couple went to a spouse swapping party. They met a Martian couple and thought it would be nice to switch partners for the night. So they...
• 3.Defending her honor
• A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhor...
• 4.KY jelly
• My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, This will make you happy tonight. He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it ...
• 5.Castrated
• Doc, says Steve, I want to be castrated. What on earth for? asks the doctor in amazement. It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and ...
• 6.Discounted meal
• The woman taking my order at a fast-food restaurant was about 25. She was attractive and had a bubbly personality and a warm smile. Even though I'm 45...
• 7.Palm reader
• Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. For fifteen dollars, I can read your love lin...
• 8.Cosmetic saleswoman
• A man was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand o...
• 9.Kinky sex
• A man says to his wife, I fancy some kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear? The wife hastily replies, No, I might go deaf! To which the man ...
• 10.Pecker problem
• Two men are sitting in the doctor's office. The one looks at the other one and says, What are you here for? The man replied I have a red ring around m...