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• 1.3 Doctors At Heavans Gate 3位医生在天堂门口
• Three doctors arrived in heaven. St. Peter asked them why they should be let into heaven. The first doctor said,Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize fo...
• 2.Problem with gas 放屁的问题
• A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell an...
• 3.Wait for your salary 你等着发工资吧
• If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'l...
• 4.Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点
• This house, said the real-estate salesman, has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvanta...
• 5.The Great Lion Hunter 伟大的猎手
• A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several...
• 6.Calming your son 让你儿子静下来
• In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing（吼叫） baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, Don't get excite...
• 7.As If Awakening From A Dream 如梦初醒
• A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relatio...
• 8.At Auction Fair 拍卖会上
• At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says, Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 d...
• 9.Automobile Fittings 汽车配件
• A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories（附件） in the neighborhood? Mountaineer says, Some peo...
• 10.Life After Death 死后重生
• Do you believe in life after death? the boss asked one of his employees. Yes, Sir. the new recruit replied. Well, then, that makes everything just fin...