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• 1.Not too Bad 不算太坏
• Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one. 你的画在美术展上有卖出去吗？ 没有，但我还...
• 2.Who should be given the present
• A father of five children came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, Who is the most obedien...
• 3.The mean man's party
• The notorious（声名狼藉的） cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow...
• 4.An Exact Number 准确数字
• A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur（恐龙） bones lying about. How old are these bones? the tourist asked an elderly Nati...
• 5.Do You Know My Work 你知道我是干嘛的吗
• One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. Bef...
• 6.Good wishes 良好的心愿
• One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast（烘烤） pig. I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell yo...
• 7.He Swore to Die 他曾发誓要死
• If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 如果你不答应嫁给我，他发誓，我就要去死。 她拒绝了他。 六...
• 8.Three Surgeons
• Three famous surgeons were bragging about（吹嘘，炫耀） their skills. A man came to me who had his hand cut off, said one. Today that man is a concert...
• 9.Big Head 大脑袋
• All the kids make fun of me, the boy cried to his mother, They say I have a big head. Don't listen to them, his mother comforted him, You have a beaut...
• 10.Difference 区别
• I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class, observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State ...