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• 1. All-purpose Dissolvent（万能溶剂）
• A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials. Edison asked ...
• 2.趣味英语--Q&A
• Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接...
• 3.Calming your son
• Calming your son 让你儿子静下来 In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating ...
• 4.Guaranteed visits
• Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望 An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two ...
• 5.Hard of hearing
• Hard of hearing 身患重听 Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. 有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽...
• 6.Sharing everything
• Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an e...
• 7.Caught stealing
• Caught stealing 当场擒获小偷 A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you ...
• 8.Automotive horror
• Automotive horror 极速恐怖 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning...
• 9.Bad relationships
• Bad relationships 糟糕的关系 Two ladies were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said, 两个女人逛商场的时候讨论起她们的家庭生...
• 10.Heard on a public bus
• Heard on a public bus 公交车上的声明 Heard on a public transportation vehicle in Orlando. 奥兰多公车上的声明。 When you exit the bus, please be sure t...