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1.Placing your order
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Placing your order 点餐 A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. No bi...
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2.This is my seat
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This is my seat 这是我的位子 It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat. 一位女士头一回坐飞机。她登...
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3.The amazing golf ball
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The amazing golf ball 神奇的高尔夫球 A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells...
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4.Disappearing Act
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Disappearing Act 失踪 When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wish...
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5.Does dog know the proverb?
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Does dog know the proverb? 狗也知道这个谚语吗? A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。 It's all rig...
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6.Make Money
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Make Money 挣钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. 一位年轻人请教一位十分有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。 The old guy fingered his w...
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7.The Burned Ears
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A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 ...
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8.Bus load of politicians
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Bus load of politicians 一车政客 A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed ...
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9.How Much for a Season Pass?
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How Much for a Season Pass? 宿舍季度通行证 A new dorm rule was announced. 新宿舍规范出台了。 The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male s...
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10.Little Voice
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A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and sl...