Joke: Occupations
时间:2007-02-13 05:37:57
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A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a
professor1!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a whorehouse!"
The teacher couldn't believe what she had just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.
When she told him what Little Johnny had said, he told her, "Actually, I'm an
attorney2, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven year old?"
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professor
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| n.教授,公开表示信仰的人 |
参考例句: |
- He is famous as a professor.他作为教授享有盛名。
- I happen to know that professor.我正好认识那位教授。
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attorney
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| n.(业务或法律事务上的)代理人,辩护律师 |
参考例句: |
- He acted as attorney for me.他充当我的律师。
- The attorney for the union accused the Mayor of playing politics.工会的律师谴责市长在这次罢工中耍阴谋。
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