501
Now tell me the truth.

502
You work out
with weights, right?

503
Well, I do
various callisthenics.

504
Some medicine-ball training,
I play bimonthly football.

505
Oh, footie-footie football?

506
I was just, uh,
practicing my Capoeira. What?

507
Oh, Capoeira. Yeah.

508
The Brazilian martial¹ art
of dance fighting. Yes.

509
He knows what that is. Yeah.

510
You know,
I've been doing it for weeks.

511
I'm really into it.

512
It keeps me level.

513
Because sometimes
I get wound up so tight,

514
I could just snap.

515
You know what I mean?

516
What is that?
What is that?

517
Is there a baby on board?

518
That's a baby. Yes, yes.

519
Yeah. Hmm-mmm.
It was all in the message.

520
Hey, Moses, go ahead,

521
say hello to
your future in-laws.

522
No, no, he's harmless.

523
And yeah, fixed².
Moses.

524
That's all right.

525
Just shake him off.

526
Oh, no. Don't shake.
He likes the shaking.

527
Moses, get off!

528
No, don't worry. The pink
part didn't get on you.

529
Moses, go, get
in your basket. Go!

530
He's all talk.

531
Who's this little guy?

532
This is our grandson,
Little Jack³.

533
Oh, little baby.

534
How are you,
Little Jack?

535
Hey, Dad, don't-- don't--
don't infantilize him.

536
Just talk to him
like a person.

537
What are you talking about?
He's a baby.

538
I want to talk to him
like he's a baby.

539
Bazooka! Bazooka!

540
He likes me.

541
When Roz's dad died, I said:

542
''Hey, we're freezing our
tushies off here in Detroit.''

543
You know, ''Let's head south

544
and get some year-round fun
in the sun.''

545
This house is
over a 100 years old, so--

546
Dad. Dad,
you continue the tour.

547
I'm gonna tell Mom
we're here, okay?

548
Oh! The upstairs bathroom
is on el fritzo.

549
So we're all gonna have to
share this one for now.

550
Since there's a water scarcity
on the island,

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