2601
Whole thing was just made up

2602
so Jack¹ would
let us get married. But--

2603
You gotta do
what you gotta do, right?

2604
That's cute, that little
alligator tchotchke thing.

2605
What's that in its mouth?

2606
It's got like a-- a camera!

2607
Busted.

2608
Hi, Jack.

2609
I knew you were there
all along. I was just, uh,

2610
doin' a little show for you.

2611
You know I don't smoke pot
or anything,

2612
and Pam is pregnant.

2613
You should've seen the look
on your face, though.

2614
Oh, so good.

2615
Asshole.

2616
Hey, look at me,
Jack, what am I?

2617
I am a frozen caveman.

2618
Study me, Jack.

2619
Learn how strange
the Focker genetic² code is.

2620
We are weird³ mutants
who hug and kiss.

2621
We show emotion.

2622
Jack must learn from us

2623
and chip away
with his hammer of truth.

2624
Ha, Focker.

2625
Wooga booga.