1001
Won't that be nice?
1002
She kissed me!
1003
Sorry, father.
I tried.
1004
I tried...
1005
You must be that little Spanish brat
I taught a lesson to all those years ago.
1006
It's simply incredible. Have you been
chasing me your whole life only to fail now?
1007
I think that's
the worst thing I ever heard.
1008
How marvelous.
1009
There's a shortage of
perfect breasts in this world.
1010
It would be a pity to damage yours.
1011
Oh, Westley, darling!
1012
Westley, why won't you hold me?
1013
Gently.
1014
At a time like this that's all
you can think to say? "Gently"?
1015
Gently!
1016
Good heavens.
Are you still trying to win?
1017
You've got an overdeveloped
sense of vengeance1.
1018
It's going to get you
into trouble some day.
1019
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1020
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1021
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
1022
Stop saying that!
1023
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father! Prepare to die!
1024
Power too,
promise me that.
1025
All that I have and more.
Please...
1026
Offer me everything I ask for.
1027
Anything you want.
1028
I want my father back,
you son-of- a-bitch!
1029
Oh, Westley,
will you ever forgive me?
1030
What hideous2 sin
have you committed lately?
1031
I got married. I didn't want to.
It all happened so fast.
1032
- It never happened.
- What?
1033
- It never happened.
- But it did.
1034
I was there.
This old man said, "Man and wife."
1035
Did you say, "I do"?
1036
Well, no,
we sort of skipped that part.
1037
Then you're not married.
If you didn't say it, you didn't do it
1038
Wouldn't you agree, your Highness?
1039
A technicality
that will shortly be remedied.
1040
But first things first...
1041
- To the death!
- No. To the pain!
1042
I don't think
I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
1043
I'll explain.
And I'll use small words
1044
so that you'll be sure to understand,
you wart-hog-faced buffoon3.
1045
That may be the first time in my life
a man has dared insult me.
1046
It won't be the last.
1047
To the pain means the first thing you lose
will be your feet, below the ankles,
1048
then your hands at the wrists,
1049
next your nose.
1050
and then my tongue, I suppose.