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do you have plans for dinner?
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So you shop a lot, huh?
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Yeah. So?
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Most women that shop a lot, it's because
they don't have anything better to do.
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What's your point?
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Well, if you had children...
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here we go.
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I'm just saying that children give your life a purpose.
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You get so busy taking care of them that you
don't have any time to wonder if you're happy.
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You know, Juanita, this is so like you.
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I invite you on a nice shopping trip,
and you find ways to upset me.
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Oh, you didn't invite me.
I invited myself.
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You keep looking at your watch.
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Is there someplace you have to be?
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No!
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You know, and for the record,
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I am not one of those women who has a hole in her
heart that can only be filled by a baby.
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I like my life a lot.
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It's very fulfilling.
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Excuse my daughter-in-law. She's very fulfilled.
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So he just blew you off?
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I told him another man asked me out.
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It was the perfect opportunity for Mike
to be jealous, and nothing.
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Did you bat your eyes?
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You know, it doesn't work if you don't bat your eyes.
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Honey, I batted everything that wasn't nailed down.
I'm telling you, nothing.
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Oh, thanks.
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So what's going on there?
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Mm.
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Gophers.
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Wow.
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Listen, I'm sorry about Mike.
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I know how much you like him.
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Aah, maybe it's my fault.
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Maybe I just imagined an entire relationship
with this man that didn't exist.
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There has been flirting1. I have seen it.
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Yeah, and the flirting made me think that he was kind
and trustworthy and honest and hygienic.
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That's how it is with me -- a guy just
smiles at me three times,
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and I'm picking out wedding china. I'm a mess.
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But to be fair, that's part of your charm2.
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That's what happened with Carl.
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I only dated him a couple of months,
I filled in the blanks, I married him.
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It was a disaster.
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You think Mike is a carl in disguise3?
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I don't know.
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What does that mean, anyway,
"my life is complicated"?
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If I wanted to sit around and wait for nothing,
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I could do it on the can. You're late.
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What's with the face?
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I screwed up.