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Carol: Don't be mad at me for this, okay?
Sarah: The last time you said that to me you stole my boyfriend. Danny Shea.
Carol: I did not steal Danny Shea.
Sarah: I haven't forgiven you, by the way.
Carol: Stop. He was a terrible kisser.
Sarah: He kissed just fine with me.
Carol: Okay. Here goes. I went online, pretended I was you, and put your profile on PerfectMatch.com.
Sarah: You're making this up.
Sarah: Well, forgive me if I'm a tad gun-shy after my last date with my father.
Carol: Come on, at least look at your profile.
Sarah: That's my high school graduation picture.
Carol: That's all I had. That or your wedding photo.
Sarah: "Voluptuous2"? Carol!
Carol: Every woman listed claims to be at least voluptuous. Some are "gorgeous inside and out," most are "sexually confident."
Carol: I put that in for you.
Sarah: And yet I'm still pissed.
Carol: I must have done something right. You have 18 responses.
Sarah: You listened to them, didn't you?
Carol: I like three, 11 and 14. Christine likes two and eight. Michael liked them all. But you decide for yourself.
A: What do you mean by voluptuous? Do you mean big breasts or do you mean fat?
B: I love dogs too. I have a great sense of humor, but you could probably already tell that.
C: Yo.
Walter: My name is Walter Taylor. I'm an attorney. Don't hang up. I like opera. Don't delete me.
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Sarah: So anyway, I get all dressed up, and I walk down the stairs and I see...my father sitting there holding a single yellow rose. And it dawns on me... Is something wrong?
Walter: Well, no offense, it's just... I thought you'd be younger, that's all.
Sarah: Well, you said your age range was 25 to 45.
Walter: I guess I was hoping more for 25. Twenty-three. Eighteen. That's legal.
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Lennie: It's nice to be out. I've been feeling kind of blue lately.
Lennie: Did I cry?
Sarah: Well, a little bit.
Lennie: I've been on 17 first dates this year. No second dates. One went to check her coat and never came back. One jumped out at the light when it changed.
Sarah: Well, we're almost through the salad. That's a good sign. No. Lennie. Please. Don't. Please. Lennie. No. (Singing) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. Come on! (Singing) If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
Lennie: (Crying) Oh, God!
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People: Come on, get up. Get her. Get her.
Marshall: Damn.
Sarah: Don't be upset. I come from a large family. Lots of male cousins, brothers. Used to this sort of thing.
Marshall: Three out of five.
Sarah: Oh, that's all right. Maybe later.
Marshall: Come on.
Waitress: Your table's almost ready.
Sarah: Oh good. We're working up an appetite.
Sarah: Well, I offered to pay my half.
Marshall: And what did I tell you?
Sarah: "Marshall's girls don't pay."
Marshall: Beautiful. You'd look really good in handcuffs.
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Jake: Charlie, my boy, some nice-looking pieces here.
Charlie: Really? I didn't see anyone.
Jake: Charlie, I meant the artwork. Bet this cost a bundle.
Sherry: Hey, guys. Hi!
Charlie: Speaking of artwork. Hi, Sherry.
Sherry: Hi, Charlie. Hi, Jake. How are you? Let's do two. That's how they do it in France.
Jake: You having fun?
Sherry: Well, I feel sorry for the artist at these things. All this talent on display, and everybody here's just trying to get laid.
Charlie: I know I am.
Sherry: You never called me, mister. I waited and waited.
Charlie: I know I am.
Jake: I'm sorry, Sherry, it's just that I'm not ready right now to be in a serious relationship. And with somebody as wonderful and as beautiful as you, I just wouldn't expect anything less.
Sherry: Why can't you be sweet like that, huh?
Man: Sherry!
Sherry: Hey, guys.
Jake: Short attention span.
Charlie: You're a sick guy, you know that?
Jake: Just another in a long line of colossal6 mistakes. I'm not answering an Internet ad. Look at this. "Voluptuous and sensuous. Must love dogs." wonderful.
Charlie: Look at the picture.
Jake: Well, she is appealing. She’s gonna be really good-looking when she grows up.
Charlie: Yeah, I'm surfing porn sites last night like always, I keep getting kicked over to PerfectMatch.com, which is not where I want to be, and this girl's profile keeps repeating, like a sign from heaven. And I thought of you.
Jake: Tell the prom queen thanks, but no. I'm still benched.
Charlie: Too late. You're meeting her tomorrow at 11. Bring a dog.
Jake: No, I'm not.
妙语佳句 活学活用
1. You're making this up: 你在编故事。
2. on offense: 开始进攻。
4. gun-shy: （因有吃过亏、受过伤害的经历而）踌躇不决的，怕事的。
很多仍心有余悸的投资者一直在从股市撤资。
5. voluptuous: 丰满性感的，撩人的，激起情欲的。例：She had a distinctive10 soft voice and a voluptuous figure.（她有着独特的温柔嗓音和撩人的身段。）
6. pissed: 愤怒的，生气的。看一下例句：
I used to get pissed at people who drove slow, until I realized that they aren't doing it to me.（我过去经常会迁怒于开慢车的人，直到我意识到：他们这样做并非针对我。）
7. dawn on: 渐渐被理解，开始被理解。It dawns on me意思是“我开始明白……”。
A woman is never more beautiful when the full sense of being a female dawns on her and makes her very proud of the sex.
当一个女人突然间意识到自己是一个女人并且为自己的性别感到自豪时，是女人最美的时候。
又如：At last it dawned on me that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.
最后，我终于明白了，没有通往幸福的路，幸福本身就是这条路。
8. no offense: 无意冒犯；请勿见怪。
9. blue: 忧郁的。
10. cost a bundle: 要花费很多钱，贵得要命。
11. short attention span: 注意力持续时间很短，注意力容易转移，爱走神。
12. appealing: 吸引人的，动人的。
13. prom queen: 毕业舞会皇后。每年的毕业舞会，最后的狂欢时刻，由毕业生们票选出国王和皇后，代表学校里最受欢迎的人。
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