Stu: Call me.

 

Chuck: I need your help.

 

Stu: Hey, are we still friends?

 

Chuck: Cam is going to fall in love with and get married to the next guy she goes on a date with, right? I'm going to be that next guy. Yeah. You're a plastic surgeon. You're going to...change my face up. I don't care if you give me a beak¹. I'm going to look like a different guy. That way, when I meet her...Hi. My name's Ronald...I'm the new guy she falls in love with. Let's go. Right now. Don't look at me in that tone of voice. I'm talking the truth. Please?

 

Stu: Chuck...take a look around, man. I mean, I can give you tits. You want tits?

 

Chuck: So you're not going to help me.

 

Stu: Yes, but not by rearranging your face, man. Come here. Have a seat. There's got to be a better way, right? I mean, I know things are bad now, but things could be a lot worse, right? Listen, you could be like my cousin, man. He found out last week he's got an inoperable brain tumor².

 

Chuck: That's horrible.

 

Stu: Yeah. He's only got, like, one week left to live.

 

Chuck: That is...perfect. That's perfect. He's the perfect guy for her.

 

Stu: What?

 

Chuck: Yeah. There's no harm, right? He gets laid. She falls in love. He's dead within a week. I swoop³ in, console her. Bing-bang-boom, everybody's happy.

 

Stu: Hey! Why don't you club her and have a wedding ceremony while she's knocked unconscious? That'd work! What the hell is wrong with you? You have to let her go.

 

Chuck: That's the one thing I can't do.

 

Hairdresser: Next time I'll bring my suit.

 

Cam: Yeah.

 

Chuck: Oh, no. Oh, no. That's not good. No. It's over. That has to be George. George. Hey, George! What's up, George?

 

Hairdresser: What?

 

Chuck: How you doing, George?

 

Hairdresser: I'm not George.

 

Chuck: You're going to stay away from Cam, all right? You're going to stay away from Cam, you hear me? You're George!

 

Hairdresser: I'm not George! Cam!

 

Cam: Charlie! What are you doing?

 

Chuck: I just met George. He's a real jerk. You shouldn't like him. I want to see you.

 

Cam: Stay away from me! Stay away from me! No!

 

Chuck: Falling.

 

Cam: What is wrong with you?

 

Chuck: I'm being bitten!

 

Kid: Does he have fish in his pants?

 

Chuck: Oh, those fuckers are vicious.

 

Cam: Yeah? Well, they don't like it when someone disturbs their environment.

 

Police: Time to go, buddy⁴.

 

Chuck: I know I've been acting⁵ crazy, but there's a reasonable...

 

Cam: Let me guess, Charlie. You believe you're a lucky charm, and you're afraid I'm going to marry the next guy I date, so you've been smothering⁶ me and attacking my friends.

 

Chuck: What about George, okay? What about your date with George? Wednesday night? What big date with George?

 

Cam: George is my hairdresser!

 

Woman: Excuse me. I'm sorry. I was eavesdropping⁸. Are you really Charlie Logan the lucky charm? Because... I was wondering...

 

Chuck: I can't. I'm sorry. Cam, listen. Cam...

 

Cam: No. Charlie, I just don't think we can do this anymore.

 

Chuck: Don't say it!

 

Cam: It's not working.

 

Chuck: Please, Cam. Please, just don't say it's over.

 

Cam: It's over.

 

 

1. plastic surgeon: 整形外科医生

 

2. beak: 嘴，喙；鹰钩鼻

 

3. tone of voice: 语气，口吻

 

He always speaks in an imperative⁹ tone of voice.（他总是用命令的口吻讲话。）

 

4. club: 用棍棒打；[棒球]击球

 

The security officer should not club any suspect who does not resist arrest.（保安人员对任何没有拒捕的嫌犯都不该用棍棒殴打。）

 

5. let someone go: 放手

 

Budget cut backs forced the company to let go of several employees.（预算减少迫使得公司减裁了好几个员工。）

 

6. jerk: 傻瓜；笨蛋；混蛋

 

That jerk was flirting¹⁰ with the boss'daughter.（那个笨蛋和老板的女儿调情。）

 

7. lucky charm: 幸运符，魅力幸运星

 

I carry a lucky charm to protect me when I travel.（出门旅行时,我会带一会带来好运的护身符。）

 

8. eavesdrop⁷: 偷听（别人的谈话）

 

I didn't mean to eavesdrop but I heard what's going on.（我并不是有意偷听但我都听到了。）

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