If you scold him, you are like a nanny to him;
If he scolds you, it is because he cares for you.
If you break your promise, you cannot be trusted;
If he breaks his, he is forced to do so.
If you smoke, you are a bad girl;
If he smokes, he is a gentleman.
If you do well in your exams, he says it's luck;
If he does well, it's brains.
If you hurt him, you are cruel;
If he hurts you, you are too sensitive!!! So hard to please!
If you send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true;
But if you don't, they say you are selfish.
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