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How Many Does It Take?

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A sampling of the best lightbulb jokes:

Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. Seven. One to change the lightbulb, one to say the opening prayer, one to say the closing prayer, and four to bring green jello¹ salads and red punch.

Q. How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

A. We can't know.

Q. How many motivational speakers does it take to change a light bulb?

A. One to do it and every other one on earth to stand around saying that they did it first in the 80's.

Q. How many deists does it take to change a light bulb?

A. None. If the light bulb no longer interferes² with the world, why bother interfering³ with the light bulb?

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1 jello
n.凝胶物，果冻
参考例句：
We have ice cream,pie,cake or jello.我们要冰淇淋、馅饼、蛋糕或是果冻。 She likes jello very much.她很喜欢吃果冻。

2 interferes
vi. 妨碍，冲突，干涉
参考例句：
The noise interferes with my work. 这噪音妨碍我的工作。 That interferes with my plan. 那干扰了我的计划。

3 interfering
adj. 妨碍的动词interfere的现在分词
参考例句：
He's an interfering old busybody! 他老爱管闲事！ I wish my mother would stop interfering and let me make my own decisions. 我希望我母亲不再干预，让我自己拿主意。

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