THERE WERE THREE NUNS...
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There were three nuns2, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says, "ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you." So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed.

The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy."

The priest said, "ok," blessed her and said, "go drink some holy water." So she did!

The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun1."

The priest said, "ok," blessed her and said, "go drink some holy water." So she did!

The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did.
And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!"


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1 nun THhxK     
n.修女,尼姑
参考例句:
  • I can't believe that the famous singer has become a nun.我无法相信那个著名的歌星已做了修女。
  • She shaved her head and became a nun.她削发为尼。
2 nuns ce03d5da0bb9bc79f7cd2b229ef14d4a     
n.(通常指基督教的)修女, (佛教的)尼姑( nun的名词复数 )
参考例句:
  • Ah Q had always had the greatest contempt for such people as little nuns. 小尼姑之流是阿Q本来视如草芥的。 来自《现代汉英综合大词典》
  • Nuns are under vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. 修女须立誓保持清贫、贞洁、顺从。 来自辞典例句
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