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Face-Lifting Death

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A middle aged¹ woman has a heart attack. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. She sees God, and asks if this is it.

God says no, that she has another 30-40 years to live. She recovers, and decides to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, tummy tuck², hair dyed³, etc. She figures since she's got another 30 or 40 years she might as well make the most of it.

She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and immediately gets hit by an ambulance.

She arrives in front of God and asks, "I thought you said I had another 30 or 40 years?" To which God replies, "To tell you the truth, I didn't recognize you."

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1 aged
adj.年老的，陈年的
参考例句：
He had put on weight and aged a little.他胖了，也老点了。 He is aged,but his memory is still good.他已年老，然而记忆力还好。

2 tuck
n.缝摺，船尾突出部下方，食品，鼓声；vt.打摺，卷起，挤进，畅饮；vi.缝褶裥，缩拢，畅饮
参考例句：
It was nip and tuck as to which boat would reach port first.两条船中哪一条先进港都很难说。 Tuck your shirt into your trousers.把你的衬衫下摆掖进裤腰里。

3 dyed
给…上色，着色( dye的过去式和过去分词 )；能染上颜色
参考例句：
She dyed her hair blonde. 她把头发染成了金黄色。 He'd dyed his hair, which was almost unheard-of in the 1960s. 他染了头发，这在20世纪60年代是罕见的事。

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