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The Dial

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A woman went to her plastic surgeon to discuss her frown¹ lines. The surgeon brought out a dial.

"If you see any wrinkles², just twist this dial and it will stretch your skin."

The woman tried the dial and it was working great! But after three years with the dial, she had to see the surgeon again.

"Doctor, I don't know what's wrong; I keep twisting the dial but I just can't get these bags out from under my eyes."

The Doctor said ", I'm sorry but, those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your breasts."

"Oh," she said. "That would explain the goatee."

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1 frown
vi.皱眉，不满，用皱眉对…表示不满(at)
参考例句：
Don't frown at me like that.不要那样对我皱眉。 Her frown gave him a speechless message.她眉头一皱给了他一个暗示。

2 wrinkles
n.（尤指皮肤上的）皱纹( wrinkle的名词复数 )；皱褶；有用的建议；妙计v.使起皱纹( wrinkle的第三人称单数 )；（尤指皮肤）起皱纹
参考例句：
There were fine wrinkles around her eyes. 她眼角上出现了鱼尾纹。 His face was lined with wrinkles. 他的脸上都是皱纹。来自《简明英汉词典》

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