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3 Dumb Guys and a Genie

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OK, so there are 3 guys, and they are walking down the beach, when they find an old barnacle-encrusted bottle laying on the shore. One of the guys, says
"Hey look. Its a bottle hehe", and he picks it up and throws it. It cracks against a nearby palm tree, and a blinding flash of white light engulfs¹ them. A deep voice says
"I am a Genie². I have been trapped in that bottle for over a millenium. You have freed me and it is all I can do to give you each 1 wish. Of anything you desire."
So the first guy is pretty bewlidered, but he thinks (something he has not done in quite a while)
and says...
"uhhh... I wanna be 2 times smarter yup..."
so the genie grants his wish and he becomes two times smarter, and begins to recite the multiplication³ tables.
The genie turns to the other guy, who was slightly smarter than the first one, and asks him what he wants. The man replies,
"Well, I don't want to be stupider than HE is, so let me be 10 times smarter."
The genie grants his wish and he suddenly is able to recite any word out of the dictionary, and can practically do anything!
The genie turns to the last guy and asks HIM what his wish is. The guy thinks hard for a moment, and the perfect wish comes to him.
He says proudly, "I want to be 100 times smarter than I am now."
The genie looks at him uncertainly, and tries to persuade him to wish for something else. The man gets angry, and says "MAKE ME 100 TIMES SMARTER!!!!!!"
the genie sighs, and promptly⁴ turns him into a woman.

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1 engulfs
v.吞没，包住( engulf的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
Hemingway suppresses emtion, Wolfe engulfs the reader in feeling. 海明威感情压抑，沃尔夫却把读者卷进感情的漩涡。来自辞典例句 Consumption ideological trend engulfs the entire world at present age. 当今时代，消费主义呈现席卷全球之势。来自互联网

2 genie
n.妖怪，神怪
参考例句：
Now the genie of his darkest and weakest side was speaking.他心灵中最阴暗最软弱的部分有一个精灵在说话。 He had to turn to the Genie of the Ring for help.他不得不向戒指神求助。

3 multiplication
n.增加，增多，倍增；增殖，繁殖；乘法
参考例句：
Our teacher used to drum our multiplication tables into us.我们老师过去老是让我们反覆背诵乘法表。 The multiplication of numbers has made our club building too small.会员的增加使得我们的俱乐部拥挤不堪。

4 promptly
adv.及时地，敏捷地
参考例句：
He paid the money back promptly.他立即还了钱。 She promptly seized the opportunity his absence gave her.她立即抓住了因他不在场给她创造的机会。

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