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Not You're Normal Family

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A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to find her daughter lying naked¹ on her bed, enjoying a vibrator.

"What are you doing?"

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents. This is as close as I can get to a husband!"

A few days later the father heard a hum coming from the basement². He went downstairs and found his daughter lying naked on the sofa, again enjoying her friend, the vibrator.

"What are you doing?"

She replied, "Dad, I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents. This is as close as I can get to a husband!"

A few days later the mother again heard the hum, this time coming from the living room. She found her husband watching TV with the vibrator buzzing³ away beside him.

"What are you doing?"

He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law!"

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1 naked
adj.裸露的；赤裸裸的，无遮蔽的
参考例句：
To the east of our school,there's a naked hillside.我们学校东边有片光秃秃的山坡。 The children stripped off their clothes and swam naked in the river.孩子们脱得光溜溜的在河里游泳。

2 basement
n.地下室，地窖；建筑物的基部
参考例句：
It is rather damp in the basement.地下室很潮湿。 They live in a basement flat in North London.他们住在伦敦北部的一所地下公寓里。

3 buzzing
adj.嗡嗡响的v.发出嗡嗡声( buzz的现在分词 )；（发出）充满兴奋的谈话声[闲话，谣言]；忙乱，急行；用蜂鸣器（发信号）
参考例句：
The computer made a buzzing noise that she found off-putting. 计算机发出的嗡嗡声让她心烦。来自《简明英汉词典》 Bees are humming [buzzing] around from flower to flower. 蜜蜂在花丛中嗡嗡地飞来飞去。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

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