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How Much Is That Barbie In The Window

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Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present.

He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending¹ manner, she says "Which Barbie?"

She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced² Barbie for $265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious³" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

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1 condescending
adj.谦逊的,故意屈尊的
参考例句：
He has a condescending attitude towards women. 他对女性总是居高临下。 He tends to adopt a condescending manner when talking to young women. 和年轻女子说话时，他喜欢摆出一副高高在上的姿态。

2 divorced
adj.离婚的；分开的；不相干的；脱离的v.与…离婚(divorce的过去式和过去分词)；分离；与某人离婚，判某人离婚
参考例句：
Apparently they are getting divorced soon. 看样子，他们很快就要离婚。 Many divorced men remarry and have second families. 许多离婚的男子再婚组成了新的家庭。

3 obvious
adj.明显的，明白的，显然的
参考例句：
It was obvious that a big storm was brewing up.很显然，一场暴风雨正在酝酿中。 It's obvious that a man isn't strong enough to lift an elephant.很明显，一个人是不能举起大象的。

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