Several weeks ago, we hired a new blonde secretary who wasn't the
brightest crayon in the box. One day when she was typing, she turned
to another secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What
do I do?"

"Just use the copier machine paper," the other responded¹. With that,
the blonde took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the
photocopier, and proceeded² to make five blank copies.