A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful
rambling¹ rose. May I call on you tomorrow?" She agrees and a date is made.

The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned². "What was that for?" he asked.

She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia³ last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"

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