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Joke: Taking The Final Exam

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Two college basketball players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation¹ and not allowed to play in the big game the following week. The exam was fill-in-the-blank.

The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a ________."

Bubba was stumped². He had no idea what to answer. But he knew he needed to get this one right to be sure he passed.

Making sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last question?"

Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba, you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a FARM."

"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now."

He picked up his No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank. He stopped. Tapping Tiny's shoulder again, he whispered³, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"

"You are really dumb⁴, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is spelled E-I-E-I-O."

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1 probation
n.缓刑(期)，(以观后效的)察看；试用(期)
参考例句：
The judge did not jail the young man,but put him on probation for a year.法官没有把那个年轻人关进监狱，而且将他缓刑察看一年。 His salary was raised by 800 yuan after his probation.试用期满以后，他的工资增加了800元。

2 stumped
僵直地行走，跺步行走( stump的过去式和过去分词 )；把（某人）难住；使为难；（选举前）在某一地区作政治性巡回演说
参考例句：
Jack huffed himself up and stumped out of the room. 杰克气喘吁吁地干完活，然后很艰难地走出房间。 He was stumped by the questions and remained tongue-tied for a good while. 他被问得张口结舌，半天说不出话来。

3 whispered
adj.耳语的，低语的v.低声说( whisper的过去式和过去分词 )；私语；小声说；私下说
参考例句：
She sidled up to me and whispered something in my ear. 她悄悄走上前来，对我耳语了几句。 His ill luck has been whispered about the neighborhood. 他的不幸遭遇已在邻居中传开。来自《简明英汉词典》

4 dumb
adj.哑的；不会说话的；笨的；愚蠢的
参考例句：
She is very kind to the dumb children.她对哑童非常好。 It was dumb of you to say that.你说这种话太愚蠢了。

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