There was this little boy sitting on the curb¹ shaking a bottle
of turpentine, and watching the bubbles float up when a priest
came by.
The priest asked, 'Son what is that?'
The boy replied, 'This here is turpentine the most powerful
liquid on earth.'

The priest said, 'Oh no son, the most powerful liquid on earth
is holy water. Put two drops of holy water on a pregnant woman
and she will pass a baby boy.'

The boy said, 'THAT AIN'T NOTHING, take two drops of this here
turpentine and rub it on a cats butt² and it will pass a motorcycle.

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