Joke: The Bike Or Mary Gets It!_愚人笑话

Joke: The Bike Or Mary Gets It!

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A little boy at Christmas time is writing¹ to Santa. He writes, "Dear Santa, I've been a good boy all year, please can I have a bike." Then he thinks that's not quite true², so he starts again and writes, "Dear Santa, I've been good all week, please can I have a bike," but again he thinks it's not quite true, so he writes another letter.

This time he writes, "Dear Santa, I've been good all day, please can I have a bike." He's still not happy with it however³ and he thinks, 'Christmas isn't just about Santa.' So he runs downstairs⁴ and grabs⁵ the toy Mary from the nativity set⁶.

He takes the model back up to his room and writes a fourth⁷ letter. "Dear Jesus, I've got⁸ your mother and if you want to see her again, send me a bike."

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1 writing
n.写，写作；著作，文学作品
参考例句：
I am also writing a short story.我也写短篇小说。 Do you like writing for children?你愿意为儿童写作吗？

2 true
a.真实，不假的；忠实，可靠的；正确无误的
参考例句：
He who doesn't reach the Great Wall is not a true man.不到长城非好汉。 I will come and see if it is true.我要来了解一下，是否真有其事。

3 however
adv.然而；conj.然而，可是，不过
参考例句：
It's raining hard.However,I still want to go there.虽然下着大雨，我还是想去那儿。 However, this does not always happen.然而，这种情况并不总是发生。

4 downstairs
adj.楼下的；adv.在楼下；n.楼下
参考例句：
He went downstairs to breakfast.他下楼去吃早饭了。 I'll come downstairs in a minute.我马上下楼。

5 grabs
n.试图抓取，有意抢夺( grab的名词复数 )v.抢先，抢占( grab的第三人称单数 )；（尤指匆忙地）取；攫取；（尤指自私、贪婪地）捞取
参考例句：
The job is up for grabs.Why don't you apply now? 那工作谁都可以争取，你怎么不现在就申请呢？来自《简明英汉词典》 She grabs a stack of baby photos and thrusts them into my hands. 她抓起一沓婴儿照片塞到我手里。来自辞典例句

6 set
n.组合，集合，设定；一套，一副，一局比赛；v.放置，设定；(太阳)落下去
参考例句：
He set to with a will and soon finished it.他下定决心做这件事，很快就完成了。 The bus set the children down just outside the school gate.公共汽车让孩子们正好在学校门口下车。

7 fourth
n.四分之一；num.第四
参考例句：
The fourth lesson is science.第四节是科学课。 The Fourth of July is the national holiday of the US.七月四日是美国国庆日。

8 got
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。 I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。

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