A Chihuahua In A Bar_愚人笑话

A Chihuahua In A Bar

文章来源：未知文章作者：enread 发布时间：2016-07-13 06:13 字体： [大中小]　进入论坛

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A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash¹.

She sits down at the bar next to a drunk.

The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat!

He pukes all over the dog.

The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit², and slurs³, "I don't remember eating that!"

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1 leash
n.牵狗的皮带，束缚；v.用皮带系住
参考例句：
I reached for the leash,but the dog got in between.我伸手去拿系狗绳，但被狗挡住了路。 The dog strains at the leash,eager to be off.狗拼命地扯拉皮带，想挣脱开去。

2 vomit
v.呕吐，作呕；n.呕吐物，吐出物
参考例句：
They gave her salty water to make her vomit.他们给她喝盐水好让她吐出来。 She was stricken by pain and began to vomit.她感到一阵疼痛，开始呕吐起来。

3 slurs
含糊的发音( slur的名词复数 )；玷污；连奏线；连唱线
参考例句：
One should keep one's reputation free from all slurs. 人应该保持名誉不受责备。 Racial slurs, racial jokes, all having to do with being Asian. 种族主义辱骂，种族笑话，都是跟亚裔有关的。