Oh, The Cat Came Back...
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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided1 to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
 
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
 
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
 
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
 
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
 
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
 
"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
 
Frustrated2, the man answered, "Put that jerk3 on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"


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1 decided lvqzZd     
adj.决定了的,坚决的;明显的,明确的
参考例句:
  • This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。
  • There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。
2 frustrated ksWz5t     
adj.挫败的,失意的,泄气的v.使不成功( frustrate的过去式和过去分词 );挫败;使受挫折;令人沮丧
参考例句:
  • It's very easy to get frustrated in this job. 这个工作很容易令人懊恼。
  • The bad weather frustrated all our hopes of going out. 恶劣的天气破坏了我们出行的愿望。 来自《简明英汉词典》
3 jerk pazz3     
n.(口语)笨蛋,性情古怪的人,急拉,肌肉抽搐;v.痉挛,急拉,急推,急动
参考例句:
  • Just keep that jerk off me.让那个笨蛋离开我。
  • The knife was stuck but she pulled it out with a jerk.那把刀子被卡住了,她猛地一拔,把它拔了出来。
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