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Joke: Ashes To Ashes...

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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room.

She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make a few drinks.

As he's standing¹ there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.

He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.

He says, "What's this?"

"Oh, my father's ashes are in there," she replies.

Turning beet² red, he apologizes for bringing it up.

She continues, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray³."

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1 standing
n.持续，地位；adj.永久的，不动的，直立的，不流动的
参考例句：
After the earthquake only a few houses were left standing.地震过后只有几幢房屋还立着。 They're standing out against any change in the law.他们坚决反对对法律做任何修改。

2 beet
n.甜菜；甜菜根
参考例句：
He farmed his pickers to work in the beet fields. 他出租他的摘棉工去甜菜地里干活。 The sugar beet is an entirely different kind of plant.糖用甜菜是一种完全不同的作物。

3 ashtray
n.烟灰缸
参考例句：
He knocked out his pipe in the big glass ashtray.他在大玻璃烟灰缸里磕净烟斗。 She threw the cigarette butt into the ashtray.她把烟头扔进烟灰缸。

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