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Joke: Heaven Questions

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A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission¹.

The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, "Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg²?" "Phew, that one's easy," says the teacher, "The Titanic³." "Alright," said St.Peter, "you may pass."

Then the thief got his question: "How many died on the Titanic?" The thief replied, "That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people." And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: "Name them."

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1 admission
n.允许进入；承认；入场费，入会费，入场券
参考例句：
We attached a condition to his admission to our school.我们对准许他入校附加了一个条件。 By her own admission,she was responsible for the accident.她自己承认，事故应该由她负责。

2 iceberg
n.冰山，流冰，冷冰冰的人
参考例句：
The ship hit an iceberg and went under.船撞上一座冰山而沉没了。 The glacier calved a large iceberg.冰河崩解而形成一个大冰山。

3 titanic
adj.巨人的，庞大的，强大的
参考例句：
We have been making titanic effort to achieve our purpose.我们一直在作极大的努力，以达到我们的目的。 The island was created by titanic powers and they are still at work today.台湾岛是由一个至今仍然在运作的巨大力量塑造出来的。

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