Joke: Creating A Porn Flick
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A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed1 that it was actually a porno2 film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise3.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."


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1 confessed confessed     
adj. 众所周知的,公认的 动词confess的过去式和过去分词形式
参考例句:
  • She confessed to the murder. 她供认犯了谋杀罪。
  • He confessed to a priest that he had sinned. 他向神父忏悔他犯了罪。
2 porno porno     
n.春宫,色情画;色情文学,电影等
参考例句:
  • They say she was in a porno movie,with a member of the local police department.他们说她跟本地警察局里的一个人拍过春宫电影。
  • The local porno shop has been shut down for selling materials to minors.当地的色情商店因向未成年人出售色情物品而被关闭。
3 disguise 9lbzE     
vt.把...假扮起来;n.伪装物,假装,伪装
参考例句:
  • He went about in the disguise of a sailor.他伪装成海员到处流窜。
  • It is impossible to disguise the fact that business is bad.生意不好这件事无法隐瞒。
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