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Joke: Toilet Brush

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Bubba and Earl were in the local bar enjoying a beer when they decided¹ to get in on the weekly charity raffle². They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn³, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet⁴ spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so had passed when the men met back in the neighborhood bar for a couple of beers. Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti! How about you, how's that toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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1 decided
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。 There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

2 raffle
n.废物，垃圾，抽奖售卖；v.以抽彩出售
参考例句：
The money was raised by the sale of raffle tickets.这笔款子是通过出售购物彩券筹集的。 He won a car in the raffle.他在兑奖售物活动中赢得了一辆汽车。

3 drawn
v.拖，拉，拔出；adj.憔悴的，紧张的
参考例句：
All the characters in the story are drawn from life.故事中的所有人物都取材于生活。 Her gaze was drawn irresistibly to the scene outside.她的目光禁不住被外面的风景所吸引。

4 gourmet
n.食物品尝家；adj.出于美食家之手的
参考例句：
What does a gourmet writer do? 美食评论家做什么？ A gourmet like him always eats in expensive restaurants.像他这样的美食家总是到豪华的餐馆用餐。

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