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Joke: No Balls

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A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applicant¹.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial² disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

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1 applicant
n.申请人，求职者，请求者
参考例句：
He was the hundredth applicant for the job. 他是第100个申请这项工作的人。 In my estimation, the applicant is well qualified for this job. 据我看, 这位应征者完全具备这项工作的条件。

2 partial
adj.部分的；偏爱的；偏心的
参考例句：
I could give it only partial support.我只能给它部分的支持。 I'm partial to a drink at bedtime.我临睡前喜欢喝杯酒。

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