Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels¹
and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they
got into an argument about what they were burying.

"This here's a big mule²!" "This ain't no mule, this here's
a donkey."
"Mule!"
"Donkey!"

Well, this went on for a while until the camp chaplain came by.
"What are you boys doing?"
"We're diggin' a grave for this mule."
"Donkey, dammit!"

The chaplain cut in, "Boys, this isn't either one, it's an ass³!"

An hour later, the camp commander came up and said, "What are
you men doing, digging a foxhole⁴?"
"No sir, we're diggin' an asshole."

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