Dave and John head out for their usual 9 holes.
Dave offers John, "let's say we make the time
worth the while, at least for one of us, and
spot $5 on the lowest score for the day." John
agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the
8th hole, John is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts
his ball into the rough on the 9th.

"Help me find my ball, you look over there," he
says to Dave. After 5 minutes, neither has had
any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point
penalty, John pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses
it to the ground. "I've found my ball!" he announces
triumphantly.

Dave looks at him forlornly, "After all the years
we've been friends, you'd cheat me on golf for a
measly five bucks¹?!?"

"What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting
right here!"

"And a liar², too!" Dave says with amazement³. "I'll
have you know I've been standing⁴ on your ball for
the last five minutes!"

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