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Joke: Blonde And Her Job Interview

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A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!"

The interviewer tries another straightforward¹ one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends² the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement³ and announces "Five foot two!"

This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the interviewee won't have to count, measure, or lookup."Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The airhead bobs her head from side to side for about ten seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "MANDY!"

The interviewer is completely baffled⁴ at this stage, so he asks - "What in the world were you doing when I asked you your name?"

"Ohhhh, that!" replies the airhead,"I was just running through that song - 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear...'

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1 straightforward
adj.正直的，坦率的；易懂的，简单的
参考例句：
A straightforward talk is better than a flowery speech.巧言不如直说。 I must insist on your giving me a straightforward answer.我一定要你给我一个直截了当的回答。

2 extends
v.（空间、时间等）延伸，延续( extend的第三人称单数 )；伸展；给予；延长
参考例句：
This country extends its power and influence into neighbouring countries. 这个国家将其势力与影响扩大至邻国。来自《简明英汉词典》 His domain extends for 20 miles in every direction. 方圆20英里之内都是他的地产。来自《简明英汉词典》

3 measurement
n.测量，衡量；(量得的)尺寸，大小
参考例句：
I can find the size of something by means of measurement.我可以用测量法求得某物的体积。 He has made an accurate measurement of my garden.他准确地丈量了我的花园。

4 baffled
adj.带有障板的，阻挡的v.使困难，使为难( baffle的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
The question baffled me completely and I couldn't answer it. 这个问题把我彻底难倒了，我答不出来。来自《简明英汉词典》 Her question has baffled me. 她的问题把我难倒了。来自《现代汉英综合大词典》

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