One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can
I speak to the head hog¹ at the trough?"

The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said,
"I'm sorry, who?"

The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at
the trough?"

She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may
refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer
that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!"

To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving
$100,000 to the building fund...."

To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think
the big fat pig just walked in!"

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