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Joke: Dealing With A Juggler

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Juggler², driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked the officer.

"I juggle¹ them in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the cop. "Let's see you do it." So the juggler starts tossing and juggling³ the knives.

A guy driving by sees this and says, "Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're making you do now!"

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1 juggle
v.变戏法，纂改，欺骗，同时做；n.玩杂耍，纂改，花招
参考例句：
If you juggle with your accounts,you'll get into trouble.你要是在帐目上做手脚，你可要遇到麻烦了。 She had to juggle her job and her children.她得同时兼顾工作和孩子。

2 juggler
n. 变戏法者, 行骗者
参考例句：
Dick was a juggler, who threw mists before your eyes. 迪克是个骗子，他在你面前故弄玄虚。 The juggler juggled three bottles. 这个玩杂耍的人可同时抛接3个瓶子。

3 juggling
n. 欺骗, 杂耍(=jugglery) adj. 欺骗的, 欺诈的动词juggle的现在分词
参考例句：
He was charged with some dishonest juggling with the accounts. 他被指控用欺骗手段窜改账目。 The accountant went to prison for juggling his firm's accounts. 会计因涂改公司的帐目而入狱。

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