There are 3 men in a plane. A priest, a baseball player and a soldier. the pilot goes into the cabin and tells them that there is a weight overload¹ on the plane and they would each have to throw one personal belonging out the window to safely land. the priest throws out a bible and says, "forgive me lord, i will get another one." The baseball player throws a baseball out and says, "i play professional baseball, i can get these whenever i want." Now, the soldier throws out a grenade and says, "i'm in the army, i can get these whenever i need them." so they all land safely and go their seperate ways. The priest comes among a child who is praying very hard. the priest says, "why are you praying so, child?" the child says, "i've been praying to god for a bible and he finally sent me one!" Then the baseball player goes up to a kid who is crying hysterically². he says to the kid, "why are you crying?" the kid sniffles, "a baseball fell from the sky and hit me in the head!!" The soldier goes along and sees a kid laughing very very hard. he says to the kid, "what is so funny, kid?" the kid says "you'll never believe this! I farted and i blew up my house!!

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