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Joke: Women are Like Apples

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Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten¹ apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality², they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And... Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp³ the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable⁴ to have dinner with.

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1 rotten
adj.腐烂(朽)的；令人不愉快的；糟糕的
参考例句：
The book was pretty rotten.这本书糟透了。 Rotten eggs give off a bad smell.臭蛋散发出难闻的气味。

2 reality
n.真实，事实，本体，逼真，实在
参考例句：
I read love stories as an escape from reality.我阅读爱情小说以逃避现实。 We thought he was serious but in reality he was joking.我们以为他是认真的，但实际上他是在开玩笑。

3 stomp
v.跺（脚），重踩，重踏
参考例句：
3.And you go to france, and you go to stomp! 你去法国，你去看跺脚舞！ 4.How hard did she stomp? 她跺得有多狠？

4 acceptable
adj.可接受的，合意的，受欢迎的
参考例句：
The terms of the contract are acceptable to us.我们认为这个合同的条件可以接受。 Air pollution in the city had reached four times the acceptable levels.这座城市的空气污染程度曾高达可接受标准的四倍。

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