At a rape¹ trial the young victim was asked by the D.A. what
the defendant² said before the alleged³ assault. Too embarrassed
to answer aloud, the victim asked if she could write out the
answer. After reading the note, the judge instructed the jury
foreman to read it and pass it among the rest of the jurors.

One juror, who had dozed⁴ off, was nudged by the woman juror
sitting next to him. He took the note from her and read, "I'm
going to f*ck you like you've never been f*cked before."

The juror smiled at the woman and slipped the note in his
pocket. "Will juror number 12 please pass the note to me!"
ordered the judge.

"I can't, Your Honor," the juror answered. "It's personal."

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