A farmhand in Australia was out checking farm fences in his Landcruiser when he hit something. He radioed the farm for advice.

"There's a pig stuck in the bullbar and is still alive but he's kicking and squealing¹ so much I can't get him free" he said.

"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 'cruiser there's a pistol². Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp³ you'll be able to get it off the bullbar and throw it into the bush."

About 45 minutes later the farmhand called in again, "I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, he went all limp and I got him out of the bullbar, no problem. But I still can't go on."

"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?"

"Well it's his motorbike ... the flashing blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."

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