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Joke: Comments At Your Funeral

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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation¹ in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning² you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow." The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!

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1 orientation
n.方向，目标；熟悉，适应，情况介绍
参考例句：
Children need some orientation when they go to school.小孩子上学时需要适应。 The traveller found his orientation with the aid of a good map.旅行者借助一幅好地图得知自己的方向。

2 mourning
n.悲痛，哀悼；戴孝；服丧期
参考例句：
He was still mourning his brother's death. 他仍然在为哥哥的去世而悲伤。 The government announced a day of national mourning for the victims. 政府宣布全国为受害者哀悼一日。

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