After you are married there are several stages of sex.
Smurf sex- You fuck until you are blue in the face.
Kitchen sex- You fuck anywhere in the house, even in the kitchen.
Bedroom sex- It is now a routine¹ and you only do it in the bedroom.
Hallway sex- You pass in the hallway and she says "Fuck you".
Courtroom sex- She fucks you in the courtroom in front of everyone.

上一篇：Lomesome Cowboy 下一篇：Study Of Dogs