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Joke: Test Results

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Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results.

The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem.

When we sent the samples from your husband to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's results. Frankly¹, it is either bad or terrible!"

"What do you mean?"

"Well, one Mr. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband."

"That's terrible! Can we do the test over?"

"Normally², yes. But you have an HMO, and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

"The HMO recommends³ that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."

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1 frankly
adv.坦白地，直率地；坦率地说
参考例句：
To speak frankly, I don't like the idea at all.老实说，我一点也不赞成这个主意。 Frankly speaking, I'm not opposed to reform.坦率地说，我不反对改革。

2 normally
adv.正常地，通常地
参考例句：
I normally do all my shopping on Saturdays.我通常在星期六买东西。 My pulse beats normally.我脉搏正常。

3 recommends
v.托( recommend的第三人称单数 )；推荐；劝告；使显得吸引人
参考例句：
He recommends wearing safety equipment. 他建议佩戴安全装备。来自《简明英汉词典》 Toyota recommends making a quick check of the PCV valve. 丰田汽车公司建议进行PCV阀的快速检查。来自辞典例句

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