A priest was driving along and saw a nun¹ on the side of the road, he
stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg.

The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
looked at him and immediately said, "Father, remember Psalm² 129?" The
priest was flustered³ and apologized profusely⁴. He forced himself to remove his hand.

Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" Once again the priest apologized, "Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve⁵ a bible and looked up Psalm 129.

It said, "Go forth⁶ and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity

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