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Joke: Busy Children

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At the Henry Street Hebrew School, Goldblatt, the new teacher,
finished the day's lesson. It was now time for the usual
question period.

"Mr. Goldblatt," announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't
figger out."

"What's that Joey?" asked Goldblatt.

"Well accordin' to the Bible¹, the Children of Israel crossed the
Red Sea, right?"

"Right."

"An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines², right?"

"Er--right."

"An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?"

"Again you're right."

"An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children
of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz
always doin' somethin' important, right?"

"All that is right, too," agreed Goldblatt. "So what's your
question?"

"What I wanna know is this," demanded Joey. "What wuz all
the grown-ups doin?"

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1 bible
n.《圣经》；得到权威支持的典籍
参考例句：
According to the Bible we are all the seed of Adam.根据《圣经》所说的，我们都是亚当的后裔。 This dictionary should be your Bible when studying English.学习英语时，这本字典应是你的主要参考书。

2 philistines
n.市侩，庸人( philistine的名词复数 )；庸夫俗子
参考例句：
He accused those who criticized his work of being philistines. 他指责那些批评他的作品的人是对艺术一窍不通。来自辞典例句 As an intellectual Goebbels looked down on the crude philistines of the leading group in Munich. 戈培尔是个知识分子，看不起慕尼黑领导层不学无术的市侩庸人。来自辞典例句

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