Be careful what you wear (or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...especially in public.
A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car
breakdown1 in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he
fixed2 the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer
inspection3 she saw a pair of male legs
protruding4 from under the
chassis5. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the
embarrassment6 she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.
On
regaining7 her feet she looked across the
hood8 and found herself staring at her husband who was
standing9 idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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