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Husband Went Fishing

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One man's hobby was¹ fishing³, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying⁴ no attention⁵ to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as² usual⁶. It was cold and raining, so he decided⁷ to return⁸ back to his house. He came⁹ in, went to his bedroom, undressed and laid¹⁰ near his wife¹¹. "What terrible¹² weather today honey," he said¹³ to her. "Yes. And my idiot¹⁴ husband¹⁵ went fishing!" she replied¹⁶.

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1 was
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
He said he was right.他说他是正确的。 He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。

2 as
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。 In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。

3 fishing
n.捕鱼；钓鱼，鱼业；adj.钓鱼的
参考例句：
We are interested in fishing.我们对钓鱼感兴趣。 Let's go fishing today.我们今天去钓鱼吧。

4 paying
adj.支付的，有利的n.付，支付v.付给( pay的现在分词 )；付款；有利可图；（对…）有利
参考例句：
You cannot stay here ad infinitum without paying rent. 你不付房租就不能永远住在这里。 A number of tenants have been evicted for not paying the rent. 许多房客因不付房租被赶了出来。

5 attention
n.注意，注意力，关心，关注
参考例句：
I hope you will give attention to this problem.希望你对此给予关注。 Pay attention to your spelling.请注意拼写。

6 usual
adj.通常的；平常的
参考例句：
I got up at six that morning as usual.像往常一样那天早上我六点起床。 It's usual to have a holiday in summer.夏天休假是惯例。

7 decided
adj.决定了的，坚决的；明显的，明确的
参考例句：
This gave them a decided advantage over their opponents.这使他们比对手具有明显的优势。 There is a decided difference between British and Chinese way of greeting.英国人和中国人打招呼的方式有很明显的区别。

8 return
vi.返回，回来；送还；回复，恢复；vt.归还，送还；n.返回，归来；偿还，归还；回复
参考例句：
I'll return at 10 this evening.我今晚十点回来。 I often return in dreams to my hometown.我常常在梦中回到我的故乡。

9 came
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。 The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。

10 laid
v.打赌( lay的过去式和过去分词 )；提出；放置；铺
参考例句：
Whole stretches of land were laid waste and depopulated. 一片片土地荒芜，人口减少。 a laid-back attitude to life 悠然自得的生活态度

11 wife
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
She is my wife.她是我妻子。 He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。

12 terrible
adj.可怕的，糟糕的，极其的
参考例句：
I think you've made a terrible mistake.我认为你犯了一个严重的错误。 This is a terrible idea.这是一个可怕的想法。

13 said
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。 He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。

14 idiot
n.白痴，傻子，笨蛋
参考例句：
Only an idiot would make such a thoughtless remark.只有草包才会说出这样没有头脑的话来。 You are behaving like a perfect idiot.你表现得像个十足的白痴。

15 husband
n.丈夫
参考例句：
My husband just lost his job.我老公刚刚失业了。 I visited my daughter and her husband.我去看望我的女儿和女婿。

16 replied
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。 I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。来自《简明英汉词典》

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