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Joke: Loyalty In Marriage

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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma¹ for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned² for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I think you're bad luck, get the hell³ away from me."

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1 coma
n.昏迷，昏迷状态
参考例句：
The patient rallied from the coma.病人从昏迷中苏醒过来。 She went into a coma after swallowing a whole bottle of sleeping pills.她吃了一整瓶安眠药后就昏迷过去了。

2 motioned
vt.打手势（motion的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
When the doorman motioned them away, they took no notice. 当门卫示意让他们离开时，他们没注意。来自《简明英汉词典》 He motioned me to a seat. 他示意我坐下。来自《简明英汉词典》

3 hell
n.地狱，阴间；用以咒骂或表示愤怒，不满
参考例句：
It's a hell of a hike from Sydney to Perth.从悉尼到珀斯的徒步旅行简直苦死了。 The boss really gave me hell today.老板今天着实数落了我一通。

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