Joke: Spell Checker_愚人笑话

Joke: Spell Checker

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I halve¹ a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar² write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore³ two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent⁴ this massage⁵ threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled⁶ me sew.

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1 halve
vt.分成两半，平分；减少到一半
参考例句：
Let's halve the project between our two teams.让我们两个队平均分担这项工程吧。 I'll halve expenses with you.我要跟你平均分摊费用。

2 oar
n.桨，橹，划手；v.划行
参考例句：
The sailors oar slowly across the river.水手们慢慢地划过河去。 The blade of the oar was bitten off by a shark.浆叶被一条鲨鱼咬掉了。

3 fore
adv.在前面；adj.先前的；在前部的；n.前部
参考例句：
Your seat is in the fore part of the aircraft.你的座位在飞机的前部。 I have the gift of fore knowledge.我能够未卜先知。

4 scent
n.气味，香味，香水，线索，嗅觉；v.嗅，发觉
参考例句：
The air was filled with the scent of lilac.空气中弥漫着丁香花的芬芳。 The flowers give off a heady scent at night.这些花晚上散发出醉人的芳香。

5 massage
n.按摩，揉；vt.按摩，揉，美化，奉承，篡改数据
参考例句：
He is really quite skilled in doing massage.他的按摩技术确实不错。 Massage helps relieve the tension in one's muscles.按摩可使僵硬的肌肉松弛。

6 tolled
鸣钟（toll的过去式与过去分词形式）
参考例句：
Bells were tolled all over the country at the King's death. 全国为国王之死而鸣钟。 The church bell tolled the hour. 教堂的钟声报时。

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